East Wall Cabinet

Cartoons are only part of it. I said so in the beginning. This is the "doer of stuff" category.

Some years ago (2015), I built a cabinet on the north wall of my living room. I was to start immediately on the cabinet to fit on the adjacent wall. Three years feels immediate enough.

Modern building tools have allowed me to model this project and make my mistakes without cost. The first step is to build it to spec in sketchup, which is what you're looking at above. It's actually built to scale! So now I disassemble the cabinet and lay it on ePlywood to determine what building supplies I need to buy.

Stay tuned!

Food Truck

Meanwhile, Josie ponders Roger as food.

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Artsy Fartsy Shitsy

Bob Ross whips out a masterpiece in under a half hour. It takes me a little longer.

Editor's Note: "Masterpiece" is used very loosely here.

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Baby Daddy

Somebody better call Maury Povich.

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Date Night

Kenny knows respect--but he knows shame too.

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Fliamese Twins

I bet the pokey part is on his side too.

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Strike

Based on actual events.
That actually happened.
In my house.
This week.

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Period

Alternate responses:

• I've eaten worse.
• Well can I sniff it a bit?
• It's not your fault. It's not your fault.
• I'm Batman. 
• "HEEEEEY, DON'T LET IT GO TO WASTE! I LOVE IT BUT I HATE THE TASTE!"

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Persistence

The persistence with which a fly will bang its ugly head against a closed window leaves little doubt as to why biology dictates it must have a jillion maggots per litter.

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Keto

I heard someone say, "Man, this keto diet sucks. I can't eat shit."

Who knew? Sneaky carbs. Hiding everywhere. 

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