"Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.” This is what starts the journey of young Skywalker. And how does Luke respond?
“I wonder if she means old Ben Kenobi?”I wonder too. I mean what are the odds that she’s looking for a Kenobi, and you know exactly one Kenobi? She could have narrowed it down “...he’s about five foot seven, gray hair, wears and old brown tunic, carries a light saber that sort of looks like a neon dick, can get you into any club in the galaxy with the wave of a hand, can spot moon-shaped space stations from 75,000 miles away, has suicidal tendencies...”
“I wonder if she means old Ben Kenobi?” Well I wonder if she means Old Ben Rice? or old Ben Dover? Or OldBen/GYN Kenobi?
Luke Skywalker must be the dumbest character on the planet; the Kellie Pickler of Tatooine.. “I wonder if she means old Ben Kenobi?” Is Kenobi on Tatooine like Chins in China?
Fuck sake. Of course she means old Ben Kenobi, you womp rat!
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