Ray-Ray's Treats

I assume teen flies gather someplace to socialize--and indulge.

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Something You Ate?

Houseflies eat shit and roadkill for sustenance. I'm certain it was something he ate.

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Fly Fart

Exactly how foul is a fly fart? 

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Surface Pro

For Christmas, I received a new medium to read, write, and draw: a Microsoft Surface Pro. The reading and writing should be easy enough to adapt to (practically identical), but the drawing might have a larger learning curve. If I had an audience I might beg them to bear with me while I learn. But since I don't--away we go!

To Be Yourself

I was saddened to hear of Chris Cornell passing. He was a musical envy of mine. That voice was so strong; so unique.

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The Rocket Drive Inn

The Rocket Drive Inn is located in Jennings, Louisiana. They serve some of the best cheeseburgers in the universe--if your universe is Jennings, LA or the surrounding area. I suppose every small town has one of these; a local, legendary burger joint with a long list of shakes. The Rocket was mine. My mom used to take me here when I was a kid. Once I got myself some pedals, I'd go to The Rocket on my own. I used so much of my lawn money here, I could retire if I had half of it back. It would be a pretty shitty retirement but I think I could pull it off.

The painting measures 12" x 18" and was done with mid-grade Winsor & Newton watercolors on cheap cheap 140 lb. watercolor paper just as fast as I could slop it on.

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The Trash Compactor

More truth than fiction.

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Future Oil

I've always wondered why they give dead people real estate.

...just a thought.

I Don't Believe In Goats

You see, I don't hear so well. So I thought it was comical when someone said they don't believe in goats. Goats are very real--ghosts, however, are another cartoon.

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Yankee Candle Teen Series

This scented candle is modeled after the spicy bouquet that wafts out of my own teenage son's bedroom. When (if) he leaves, we'll light this candle so that it feels like he is only in the other room scratching himself and cursing at his computer games.

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