War Machine

A fly swatter extends your reach and amplifies your speed, literally everything you want in a war machine.

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On Attraction

Also, Shirley, you are a housefly. 

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First Home

"You didn't tell me it had a skylight" 

 

 

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Remember the first home you ever bought? Or rented? How proud you were to be off on your own? You, her, and you brand new maggot?

Yeah. Good times.

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A Norman Roadkill Thanksgiving

What's in that covered dish?

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Ray-Ray's Treats

I assume teen flies gather someplace to socialize--and indulge.

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Something You Ate?

Houseflies eat shit and roadkill for sustenance. I'm certain it was something he ate.

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Fly Fart

Exactly how foul is a fly fart? 

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Surface Pro

For Christmas, I received a new medium to read, write, and draw: a Microsoft Surface Pro. The reading and writing should be easy enough to adapt to (practically identical), but the drawing might have a larger learning curve. If I had an audience I might beg them to bear with me while I learn. But since I don't--away we go!

To Be Yourself

I was saddened to hear of Chris Cornell passing. He was a musical envy of mine. That voice was so strong; so unique.

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The Rocket Drive Inn

The Rocket Drive Inn is located in Jennings, Louisiana. They serve some of the best cheeseburgers in the universe--if your universe is Jennings, LA or the surrounding area. I suppose every small town has one of these; a local, legendary burger joint with a long list of shakes. The Rocket was mine. My mom used to take me here when I was a kid. Once I got myself some pedals, I'd go to The Rocket on my own. I used so much of my lawn money here, I could retire if I had half of it back. It would be a pretty shitty retirement but I think I could pull it off.

The painting measures 12" x 18" and was done with mid-grade Winsor & Newton watercolors on cheap cheap 140 lb. watercolor paper just as fast as I could slop it on.

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