Punch His Beard Off

 

This cartoon was inspired by this video. I am impressed with this kid on so many levels, him in his tiny fucking sweater and tie.

“I’ll punch his beard off!”

Not only is the kid going to punch his beard off, a task that takes a wild imagination to even conceive, but he’s decided he’s going to use an upper cut to do it. He’s got a name for the strike he’s going to use to deface Santa. I feel like if England ever wanted to have a strong leader again, you could be looking at the next Prime Minister in this video, which would probably make a compelling campaign clip.

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