Jun 1, 2017

To Be Yourself

I was saddened to hear of Chris Cornell passing. He was a musical envy of mine. That voice was so strong; so unique.

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Mar 17, 2017

The Rocket Drive Inn

The Rocket Drive Inn is located in Jennings, Louisiana. They serve some of the best cheeseburgers in the universe--if your universe is Jennings, LA or the surrounding area. I suppose every small town has one of these; a local, legendary burger joint with a long list of shakes. The Rocket was mine. My mom used to take me here when I was a kid. Once I got myself some pedals, I'd go to The Rocket on my own. I used so much of my lawn money here, I could retire if I had half of it back. It would be a pretty shitty retirement but I think I could pull it off.

The painting measures 12" x 18" and was done with mid-grade Winsor & Newton watercolors on cheap cheap 140 lb. watercolor paper just as fast as I could slop it on.

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Nov 18, 2016

Future Oil

I've always wondered why they give dead people real estate.

...just a thought.

Jul 6, 2015

I Don't Believe In Goats


You see, I don't hear so well. So I thought it was comical when someone said they don't believe in goats. Goats are very real--ghosts, however, are another cartoon.

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Jun 14, 2015

Yankee Candle Teen Series

This scented candle is modeled after the spicy bouquet that wafts out of my own teenage son's bedroom. When (if) he leaves, we'll light this candle so that it feels like he is only in the other room scratching himself and cursing at his computer games.

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Jun 1, 2015

Hello, World!

"I'm new. I don't know what to do." - Joe Dirt
"If anything's going to happen, it's going to happen out there." - Captain Ron
"This is my first time. I'm sorry. I still wanna do it. It's... I thought I should tell you, in case you're wondering why... I wasn't... better." - Angela Hayes from "American Beauty"

I'm poorly educated and unreliable on a schedule. I am a classically untrained cartooner, writer, reader, and doer of stuff. I thought I should tell you, in case you were wondering why I wasn't better.


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