I Don't Believe In Goats

You see, I don't hear so well. So I thought it was comical when someone said they don't believe in goats. Goats are very real--ghosts, however, are another cartoon.

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Yankee Candle Teen Series

This scented candle is modeled after the spicy bouquet that wafts out of my own teenage son's bedroom. When (if) he leaves, we'll light this candle so that it feels like he is only in the other room scratching himself and cursing at his computer games.

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Hello, World!

"I'm new. I don't know what to do." - Joe Dirt

"If anything's going to happen, it's going to happen out there." - Captain Ron

"This is my first time. I'm sorry. I still wanna do it. It's... I thought I should tell you, in case you're wondering why... I wasn't... better." - Angela Hayes from "American Beauty"

I'm poorly educated and unreliable on a schedule. I am a classically untrained cartooner, writer, reader, and doer of stuff. I thought I should tell you, in case you were wondering why I wasn't better.


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